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Hello, I am NilRaven.

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Post  NilRaven Thu Dec 08, 2011 7:45 pm

Hello there.

You have been granted the opportunity to read the writings of a deity, me.

Yes, it's true. I am the god of all things dark, unholy, and mildly obnoxious. My judgement is final and so is my judgement.

Notice the repetition? No, you did not. This is your first lesson in realizing your inferiority. If you think something and I tell you otherwise, you will adjust your views.

Also, you are now manually breathing.

That is all.
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Post  Knickerus Thu Dec 08, 2011 7:46 pm

You are reading this post in the voice of Morgan Freeman. You cannot find a comfortable place for your tongue inside of your mouth. You are now itching in at least one place on your body. You're blinking manually.

That is all.
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