Glad my teacher has a sense of humor...

I just received a progress report for one of my classes.

I was given a 100% on a paper titled "What I Want to be When I Grow Up".

We were required to provide two potential professions and turn it in for a grade.

The contents of the paper are as follows:

I’ve always wanted to become a professor, but I’ve never known for what subject. Over the last few years, I think that I’ve developed a good idea of what area of study that I want to go into. Transfiguration has always been an interest of mine, and I believe that I could really share my knowledge about it with new wizards and witches.

As you probably can tell, I want to become a Transfiguration professor at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. I would, if I take the job, be required to teach the class as well as help prepare for events at the school.

The school is located somewhere in Scotland. Of course, getting to the school will not be a problem, as I can always apparate to Hogsmede and walk to the school. Where I live currently would also not be a problem either because of the same ability.

To become a professor, I will just need to pass my O.W.L.s and my N.E.W.T.s. I’m going to be taking the O.W.L.s this year. Hopefully I can receive Os in all areas. With grades like those, becoming a professor should be very simple, especially since the Headmaster would have heard of me by then.

This is really my job of choice. Within the next 4 years, I should be able to secure a future position as a professor at Hogwarts. Maybe I’ll even become Headmaster eventually.

and

I wanna be the very best like no one ever was.
To catch them is my real test.
To train them is my cause.
I will travel across the land searching far and wide.
Each Pokemon to understand the power that's inside.
Pokemon, it’s you and me.
I know it’s my destiny.
Pokemon, oh, you're my best friend in a world we must defend.
Pokemon, a heart so true.
Our courage will pull us through.
You teach me and I'll teach you.
Pokemon, gotta catch 'em all.
Every challenge along the way with courage I will face.
I will battle every day to claim my rightful place.
Come with me, the time is right.
There's no better team.
Arm in arm we'll win the fight.
It's always been our dream.

win

And, of course, I got a zero. Even though I know I turned mine in. And this time I even legitimately worked on it.

It's because I complain about every bad grade that I get.

Looks like somebody broke the rules